英文幽默短信 英语幽默短信

Just Sew the Buttonhole

Husband: Did you sew the button on my shirt, darling?
Wife: No, dear. I couldn't find the button, so I just sewed up the buttonhole.

丈夫：你给我把扣子缝好了吗，亲爱的？
妻子：没有，亲爱的。我找不到扣子，所以我只把扣眼儿给缝上了。

That's what I want to find out
　　　
-- We have got a new dog, would you like to come around and play with him?
-- Well, I don't know. Does he bite?
-- That's what I want to find out. 

-- 我们又得到了一只新狗，你要过来和他玩玩吗？
-- 哦， 我不知道。他咬人吗？
-- 这正是我想要知道的。

A woman was telling her friend, "It is I who made my husband a millionaire."
 "And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend. 
The woman replied, "A billionaire." 

“我把丈夫变成了一个百万富翁。”一个女人告诉她的朋友。
“那他结婚前是什么样的呢？”朋友问。
“那时他是个千万富翁。”

You never know what might happen on Halloween. Wait until dark for some spooky surprises. The creatures o